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CastEdit

Dave-himself

Evil Athea Andrea-Elizabeth, Veena

Good Althea Andrea-Princess

Bookseller-Tom

Warren-Shy Girl

Alan-himself

Game Owner-Russell

Leith-Brian

Bernard-Hugh

Grocery Owner-Steven

Diesel Busters-himself, Shouty

Macusoper-Steven

Video Clerk-Duncan

Robin-Salli, Veena

Rosie-Ivy

Movie Owner-Dallas

Alexander-Paul

LouieLouie95- Eric (IVONA), John (Fromtexttospeech)

Slippy V-Professor/Conrad

Mario-Brian

Luigi-Steven

Peach-Princess

Molly-Ivy

Daisy-Salli

Lily-Ivy

Thomas the Tank Engine-Brian

Theodore Tugboat-Steven

Tommy Pickles-Justin

Mr. Goose-Hugh

Shawn Brunner-Steven

Priest-Professor/Conrad

Jack-Eric (IVONA), John (Fromtexttospeech)

Kimberly-herself

Rodgers-Steven

Sarah West-Karen

Minami Luna-Kimberly

April Fool-Steven

Cupid-Daniel

Microsoft Sam-himself

Microsoft Mike-himself

Microsoft Mary-herself

Microsoft Anna-herself

Radar Overseer Scotty-Male Voice 1

Blue Ranger Jazzi-Salli

Red Ranger Noodle-Kendra

Brown Ranger Ka-Chung-Callie

Purple Ranger Custard-Jennifer

Orange Ranger Foo-Ivy

Green Ranger Cloe-Princess

PlotEdit

Dave gets many punishments for escaping Canada, getting I is for Incest book, getting GTA IV, getting Cemen Dip, getting the Dreamers on DVD, making a fake VHS opening and watching Lust, Caution in Theaters.

TranscriptEdit

(later after Dave escaped Canada)

Dave: Home sweet home.

(at home)

Dave: Since my dad and Uncle Perry are out, I'm going to get I is for Incest at the store.

(at the bookstore)

Evil Althea Andrea: Good Me, I said I wanted Touch Me Not this instant!

Good Althea Andrea: Evil Me, that's a Filippino book and you're not allowed to buy anything Filippino related so I'm offering you Eloise at the Plaza! Now everyone is staring at us!

Evil Althea Andrea (Veena's voice): SO YOU WANT TO BAY ME! GO AHEAD! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME RIGHT HERE AT THE BOOKSTORE!

Good Althea Andrea: Oh my God! Evil Me, we're going home and you're getting nothing at all!

Evil Althea Andrea: (crying like Rainbow Dash)

Bookseller: What can I get you?

Dave: I want I is for Incest please.

Bookseller: Here you go.

(at home)

Dave: Now that I have the book, I will read it now.

(after reading the book)

Dave: Now I will go to the video game store and get GTA IV.

(at the video game store)

Warren: Dad, I said I want Disney Infinity right now! Also, I want my voice to be back to Brian!

Alan: Warren Cook, that game is made by Disney and you're forbidden to play any games made by Disney! Also, the reason why your voice was Shy Girl is that you keep disobeying me, making videos out of good users, and making fake VHS openings! That was for your punishment so I'm offering you Mario Kart 8! Now everyone is looking at us!

Warren (Shouty's voice): SO YOU WANT TO BAY ME! GO AHEAD DAD! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME RIGHT HERE AT THE VIDEO GAME STORE!

Alan: Warren, that's enough! We're going home and you're getting nothing at all!

Warren: (Crying like Twilight Sparkle)

Video Game Owner: What can I get you?

Dave: GTA IV please.

Video Game Owner: Here you go.

(at home)

Dave: I will play it now.

(later)

Dave: Now I'm going to the grocery store and get Cemen Dip.

(at the store)

Leith: Dad, I said I want to have 10 vanilla milkshakes, 40 chicken strips, 80 chicken nuggets, 100 French fries and 5 large Cokes this instant!

Bernard: Leith Piper, that is way too expensive and you might get sick so I'm offering you one vanilla milkshae, five chicken strips, 20 chicken nuggets, two French fries and one large Coke! Now everyone is staring at us!

Leith (Simon's voice): SO YOU WANT TO BAY ME! GO AHEAD DAD! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME RIGHT HERE AT THE GROCERY STORE!

Bernard: That's enough! We're going home and you're getting absolutely nothing!

Leith: ( Uncle Ian's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sound clip from Alvin and the Chipmunks after he realizes that he has captured the wrong chipmunks)

Grocery Owner: What can I get you?

Dave: Cemen dip please.

Grocery Owner: Here you go.

(at home)

Dave: Now that I have the Cemen Dip, I will eat it.

(later)

Dave: Now I'm going to the video store to get The Dreamers on DVD.

(at the video store)

Diesel Busters: Macusoper, I said I wanted Rugrats in Paris right now!

Macusoper: Dad, I told you that movie costs $11 and only have $7 so I'm offering you The Shaun the Sheep Movie! Now everyone is staring at us!

Diesel Busters (Shouty's voice): SO YOU WANT TO BAY ME! GO AHEAD MACUSOPER! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME BAY ME RIGHT HERE AT THE VIDEO STORE!

Macusoper: Dad, that's enough! We're going home and you're getting nothing at all!

Diesel Busters: (Artist at Sea NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sound clip in the SpongeBob Squarepants episode where he breaks his pencil)

Video Clerk: What can I get you?

Dave: The Dreamers on DVD.

Video Clerk: Here you go.

(at home)

Dave: Now to watch it now.

(after the movie)

Dave: Now to make the opening to Inside Out 1977 VHS Real Not Fake.

(afterwards)

Dave: Now to see Lust, Caution in theaters.

(at the theater)

Robin: My Good Clone, I said I want to see Rogue One: A Star Wars Story right now!

Rosie: My Evil Clone, the clerk said the tickets to that movie were sold out so he's offering you two tickets to see The Emoji Movie! Now everyone is staring at us!

Robin (Veena's voice): SO YOU WANT TO BAY ME! GO AHEAD! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME! BAY ME RIGHT HERE AT THE MOVIE THEATER!

Rosie: Oh my God! My Evil Clone, we're going home and you're getting absolutely nothing!

Robin: (Crying like Fluttershy)

Movie Owner: What can I get you?

Dave: A ticket for Lust, Caution please.

Movie Owner: Enjoy the movie.

(at home)

Alexander: Oh my God! Dave shouldn't have escaped Canada, gotten I is for Incest, gotten GTA IV, gotten Cemen Dip, gotten The Dreamers on DVD and made a fake VHS opening! I'm going to talk to him when he gets back!

(Dave returns)

Alexander: Dave, how dare you escape Canada, get I is for Incest, get GTA IV, get Cemen Dip, get The Dreamers on DVD and make a fake VHS opening?! What else did you do?!

Dave: I saw Lust, Caution.

Alexander: Dave, that movie was rated NC-17! You are extremely grounded and I will call the visitors!

(15 minutes later)

Alexander: They're here!

LouieLouie95: I'm LouieLouie95 and I can't believe you played a trick in the hospital and got sent to Canada!

Slippy V: I'm Slippy V and I can't believe you escaped Canada and got the book I is for Incest!

Mario: I'm Mario! Dave, you're too young to read I is for Incest because it's for anyone 18 or over!

Luigi: I'm Luigi and I can't believe you got GTA IV!

Peach: I'm Peach! Dave, GTA IV is rated M and you are not allowed to play M-Rated games!

Molly: I'm Toy Heroes Molly and I can't believe you got Cemen Dip from the grocery store!

Daisy: I'm Toy Heroes Daisy! Dave, Cemen Dip is way inappropriate for you!

Lily: I'm Toy Heroes Lily and I can't believe you got The Dreamers on DVD!

Thomas the Tank Engine: I'm Thomas the Tank Engine! Dave, The Dreamers is Rated NC-17 and you're too young to see these kinds of movies!

Theodore Tugboat: I'm Theodore the Tugboat and I can't believe you made the opening to Inside Out 1977 Real Not Fake!

Tommy Pickles: I'm Tommy Pickles! Dave, Inside Out was released in 2015, not in 1977!

Mr. Goose: I'm the goose coachman from Cinderella 2015 and I can't believe you saw Lust, Caution in theaters!

(Shawn Brunner arrives)

Shawn Brunner: Sorry I'm late! I'm Shawn Brunner! Dave, Lust, Caution is rated NC-17 and you're not allowed to watch that kind of content!

Dave: Hold it! I forgot to tell you this.

Shawn Brunner: What is it?

Dave: I killed Jackie Busters.

(Scary sound plays)

Shawn Brunner: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you kill Jackie Busters?! You just broke one of the Lord Ten Commandments, which is, "I shall not kill," defied Martin Luther King, and went against the Civil Rights Movement!

Mr. Goose: And she was one of my friends!

Alexander: That's it! We're going to her funeral!

(at funeral)

Priest: We're gathered together to mourn the death of Jackie Busters. Now Jack Walters, his wife Kimberly, and his brother Rodgers will say a few words.

Jack: Jackie Busters was a nice daughter to Kate and Nice Diesel Busters.

Kimberly: As a stepmother to Maya, Kendra and Baxter, they will miss her so much.

Rodgers: We hope she's off to Heaven.

(at the grave)

Dave: No more Jackie Busters! Burn in Hell!

Alexander: Dave, how dare you talk that way about Jackie Busters?! That's it! We're going home!

(at home)

Alexander: Everything in this room will be demolished!

Dave: One additional thing.

Alexander: Tell me!

Dave: I shut down the wrecking ball companies.

Alexander: That does it! Without the wrecking ball companies, no one will demolish you room!

(15 minutes later)

Alexander: Now you have more visitors!

Sarah West: I'm Sarah West and I'm so mad at you about the murder of Jackie Busters!

Minami Luna: I'm Minami Luna, the creator's girlfriend and if you try to kill my friends the Save-Ums, I'll attack you with Great Fairy's sword!

April Fool: I'm the April Fool and if you get the entire universe to laugh so I get comedy backup, you are going to get it!

Cupid: I'm Cupid and if you wish for a world without girls, you will be in dead meat!

Microsoft Sam: I'm Microsoft Sam and don't even think of stealing my helicopter, my tacos or IWAY cookies because if you do, you will be charged with mutiny!

Microsoft Mike: I'm Microsoft Mike and if you call me a lady and say I talk like a lady and call me a butt wipe, I will kick you in the crotch 100 times!

Microsoft Mary: I'm Microsoft Mary and if you call me a man and say I talk like a man, you will be in dead meat!

Microsoft Anna: I'm Microsoft Anna and if you make one false move, I will zap you with my laser eyes!

Radar Overseer Scotty: I'm Radar Overseer Scotty and if you steal my bologna sandwiches or my green beans, I will swat you with a paddle and if you fire me, you will be thrown in jail of perjury!

Alexander: You heard them! Now go to your room!

Dave: Never! I wish you all were dead from the aliens!

Alexander: Dave, how dare you wish us dead from the aliens? That's it!

Minami Luna: I can't take it much longer, now I'm going to call the Save-Um Rangers to beat you up with powers! Save-Um Rangers, beat Dave up right now!

Blue Ranger Jazzi: This is what you will get for escaping our home country. Now we're going to break your skull! Prepare for some bleeding!

Red Ranger Noodle: Prepare for some bleeding!

Brown Ranger Ka-Chung: Prepare for some bleeding!

Purple Ranger Custard: Prepare for some bleeding!

Orange Ranger Foo: Prepare for some bleeding!

Green Ranger Cloe: Prepare for some bleeding!

(Robbie Rotten then hides the Save-Um Rangers beating Dave up)

Robbie Rotten: Don't let your kids watch it!